Instrumental rock guitar music is one of the few things that really gets white people amped up (Citation: Chapelle Show February 2004). In today's saturated music...
When I listen to Halestorm, I need to switch gears. I usually brace myself for an onslaught of percussive guitar writing and syncopated drumming when I...
Sirens & Sailors. On the one hand you have Sirens, which in the context of sailors and the sea, are just huge, mythical bitch whores who...
There are numerous things that I learned from Korn growing up: 7 string guitars are a thing, skat singing can be heavy like... woah, meth can...
How do I put this politely? Most bands are pretty horrible, but recently, I've had the pleasure of listening to some high quality ish. "Henry, pray...
I don't know what "Mals Totem" means... wait, yes I do. I think, and therefore I am, it's a reference to the movie Inception. Mal is...
When I listen to a jam, and by jam I mean song, not marmalade, I appreciate it most when it sounds fresh, like the popping of...
Hearts & Hands, not be be confused with Elizabeth Davis' fifth edition of 'Hearts and Hands: A Midwife's Guide to Pregnancy and Birth', is a band...
When reviewing albums, I, The Henry, have a ritual adhere < /Spencer Sotelo voice> where I listen to the music whilst reading whatever I can about...
When you Google Sleep City, the first entries you’ll find are links to mattress companies. While also comfy and made in the U.S., Sleep City's debut...
There are certain things that I don’t expect in life, things like well-written articles in Maxim or yoga pants that tell the truth, so when I...
Define Me is my first encounter with Serianna. The first thought that raced through my mind was, "What the scheiss does Serianna mean?" It made me...
So, Misery Signals is coming out with a new album. You might be like, "Whuuut? I thought they broke up or something. I haven’t heard from...
I had never heard of Monster Truck before. Why? 'Cause I’m ignorant. The name incited an image of oversized cargo transporting vehicles and arenas packed to...
Associations that popped in my mind when my shrink said, "North Dakota" were sunflowers, South Dakota, and Man on Fire, so when I found out that...