Deuce is gearing up to release his sophomore solo studio recording, Invincible, on December 1st via Better Noise Records — pre-order a copy right here. The fourteen-track album follows 2012’s Nine Lives debut, was recorded in Los Angeles and Portland, and features the lead single “Here I Come” which can be heard below. Supporting the new tunes, Deuce had some fun with us and answered a slew of our Purely Provocative interview questions.
Most public situation you’ve projectile vomited?
Deuce: Skateboard.
Weirdest place you’ve ever taken a shit?
Deuce: In someone’s lawn.
Have you ever tasted someone else’s blood – when, how who?
Deuce: My friend Jay, when we became blood brothers.
Ever intentionally spit on fans?
Deuce: Nope.
Sonic Diarrhea – frustrating or fun? How are the shits while touring?
Deuce: Frustrating.
Most times you’ve had sex in “one sitting”?
Deuce: 4.
Any arrests?
Deuce: For drinking.
Any near-death experiences?
Deuce: Drinking.
If you could choose, how would you die?
Deuce: Going to bed, in my sleep.
Has a fan ever really pissed you off? What happened?
Deuce: No.
Do you bathe on tour? Is it regular? Do you take what you can get and do a wet- nap wipe if there’s no shower?
Deuce: Yes. Truck stops.
What’s one of the most fucked up things that’s happened to you as a musician?
Deuce: Getting sued.
If someone stole all your band’s gear, then you caught the dickwad and no one would ever know what happened next, what would you do to him?
Deuce: Get my equipment back.
What scares the absolute shit out of you?
Deuce: Nothing.
You find someone’s wallet in the street. It contains a ton of cash and/or a winning lottery ticket inside and their ID. What do you do?
Deuce: Get it back to them.
Have you ever been too wasted to play live? What happened?
Deuce: Ya, but still pulled it off.
Your instrument/gear (drums, guitar, etc.) has a catastrophic failure on-stage and you have no back-up, what do you do?
Deuce: Finish the set without it.
Name some of your biggest pet peeves. You know… that ones that make you want to wreck shit!
Deuce: Not sleeping enough.
If there were zero repercussions to you, what one thing would you do that’s illegal or morally wrong?
Deuce: Hire a prostitute.
If you weren’t a musician or totally in love with your job, you’d be…
Deuce: McDonald’s worker.
You kick everyone out of the band because you can replace them with any musician you want. Dead or alive, who do you recruit?
Deuce: The Beatles.
How often have you/do you pirate music? What about Movies and TV shows?
Deuce: Never.
Watch Deuce’s new music video for the single “Here I Come” here.
What is your stance on the legalization of marijuana?
Deuce: Don’t know.
Describe when and how you lost your virginity.
Deuce: In the back seat of a car, 20 years ago or something.
Does God exist – why yes/no/who the fuck cares?
Deuce: I don’t know.
Tell us about the worst lie you ever told someone.
Deuce: I never lie.
Who is the biggest asshole you ever met and why?
Deuce: Trump, for deteriorating america.
Describe your wildest drug experience.
Deuce:Don’t remember.
What’s the creepiest thing a fan has ever done to you/creepiest encounter with a fan?
Deuce: Nothing. Love my fans.
9/11 was an inside job… comment on that statement.
Deuce: Maybe. Don’t think so, in my opinion.
