Purely Provocative: DEUCE Has Some Fun and Dishes on Puke, Poop, Weed and Tasting Blood

Deuce is gearing up to release his sophomore solo studio recording, Invincible, on December 1st via Better Noise Records — pre-order a copy right here. The fourteen-track album follows 2012’s Nine Lives debut, was recorded in Los Angeles and Portland, and features the lead single “Here I Come” which can be heard below. Supporting the new tunes, Deuce had some fun with us and answered a slew of our Purely Provocative interview questions.

Most public situation you’ve projectile vomited?
Deuce: Skateboard.

Weirdest place you’ve ever taken a shit?
Deuce: In someone’s lawn.

Have you ever tasted someone else’s blood – when, how who?
Deuce: My friend Jay, when we became blood brothers.

Ever intentionally spit on fans?
Deuce: Nope.

Sonic Diarrhea – frustrating or fun? How are the shits while touring?
Deuce: Frustrating.

Most times you’ve had sex in “one sitting”?
Deuce: 4.

Any arrests?
Deuce: For drinking.

Any near-death experiences?
Deuce: Drinking.

If you could choose, how would you die?
Deuce: Going to bed, in my sleep.

Has a fan ever really pissed you off? What happened?
Deuce: No.

Do you bathe on tour? Is it regular? Do you take what you can get and do a wet- nap wipe if there’s no shower?
Deuce: Yes. Truck stops.

What’s one of the most fucked up things that’s happened to you as a musician?
Deuce: Getting sued.

If someone stole all your band’s gear, then you caught the dickwad and no one would ever know what happened next, what would you do to him?
Deuce: Get my equipment back.

What scares the absolute shit out of you?
Deuce: Nothing.

You find someone’s wallet in the street. It contains a ton of cash and/or a winning lottery ticket inside and their ID. What do you do?
Deuce: Get it back to them.

Have you ever been too wasted to play live? What happened?
Deuce: Ya, but still pulled it off.

Your instrument/gear (drums, guitar, etc.) has a catastrophic failure on-stage and you have no back-up, what do you do?
Deuce: Finish the set without it.

Name some of your biggest pet peeves. You know… that ones that make you want to wreck shit!
Deuce: Not sleeping enough.

If there were zero repercussions to you, what one thing would you do that’s illegal or morally wrong?
Deuce: Hire a prostitute.

If you weren’t a musician or totally in love with your job, you’d be…
Deuce: McDonald’s worker.

You kick everyone out of the band because you can replace them with any musician you want. Dead or alive, who do you recruit?
Deuce: The Beatles.

How often have you/do you pirate music? What about Movies and TV shows?
Deuce: Never.

Watch Deuce’s new music video for the single “Here I Come” here.

What is your stance on the legalization of marijuana?
Deuce: Don’t know.

Describe when and how you lost your virginity.
Deuce: In the back seat of a car, 20 years ago or something.

Does God exist – why yes/no/who the fuck cares?
Deuce: I don’t know.

Tell us about the worst lie you ever told someone.
Deuce: I never lie.

Who is the biggest asshole you ever met and why?
Deuce: Trump, for deteriorating america.

Describe your wildest drug experience.
Deuce:Don’t remember.

What’s the creepiest thing a fan has ever done to you/creepiest encounter with a fan?
Deuce: Nothing. Love my fans.

9/11 was an inside job… comment on that statement.
Deuce: Maybe. Don’t think so, in my opinion.