King of Cups Unveil Single “Merry Christmas, Don’t Get Me Anything”

’Tis the season of cynicism and hilarity as King of Cups delivers their latest gift: a Pop-Punk and Emo anthem for the holidays! “Merry Christmas, Don’t Get Me Anything.”

Already declared as vocalist Shaun’s Mom’s favourite King of Cups song (she claims it’s perfect for doing The Carlton—her words, not ours), this track is guaranteed to make your Grinchy heart grow three sizes.

Santa cameo alert: Witness St. Nick’s confusion as a child’s understanding of the true meaning of Christmas takes materialism to a new level. It’s a clever, tongue-in-cheek ode to the bittersweet chaos of the holiday season.

So, while you’re sipping eggnog by the fire or standing in line for doorbuster deals, add “Merry Christmas, Don’t Get Me Anything” to your holiday playlist. Whether you’re decking the halls or dodging mistletoe, let King of Cups bring the perfect soundtrack to your season of cheer (and jeer).

King of Cups “Merry Christmas, Don’t Get Me Anything” single artwork