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GWAR Partners with Bad Dragon for Signature “Cuttlefish of Cthulu” Adult Toy

GWAR has announced a signature adult toy called “Cuttlefish of Cthulu” in partnership with Bad Dragon.

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GWAR has announced a signature adult toy called “Cuttlefish of Cthulu” in partnership with Bad Dragon.

Per a recent press release; “GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!

The original Cuttlefish was slightly larger and every bit as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a wide range of sizes from Small through Extra Large.

No matter the size, every one of these gems is larger than life itself, much like GWAR!!

The signature model even glows in the dark!

Bad Dragon has a limited quantity of these abominations available now, and they’re dropping into our Inventory section like heads into a basket.

Bohabs! Head over to the GWAR Store now or the Bad Dragon Store at 2:00 PM Eastern today and grab your very own Phallus in Wonderland!”

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